T-Shirts That Won’t Fly

A few years ago, I made my son change out of his Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower t-shirt (that was the name of a band, apparently) before we got to the airport for a cross-country flight, because I could see us getting held up at the security line by some over-zealous TSA agent.

Yes, it would be silly — but what does that have to do with anything?

Which of these shirts would be likely to cause you trouble on the security line? The first one references the popular-at-the-time television program Have Gun Will Travel, and therefore should be as harmless as a Simpsons t-shirt (assuming the TSA agent is an American over the age of 50). The second one references the tv show less obviously, with a more ominous graphic. The third one… I’m trying to decide whether it would be more problematic in a red state or a blue state.

The fourth one, I’m in favor of pulling the guy out of the line just on general principles.





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Published in: on September 18, 2014 at 5:09 pm  Comments (15)  

Omaha Mall Reopens With “Increased Security”

Westroads Mall, the Omaha, Nebraska mall where 19-year-old Robert Hawkins murdered eight people Wednesday (and then took his own life) reopened today under what was called “increased security.”

Nobody specified what this “increased security” entailed; but realistically, what can really be done — and what would customers be willing to put up with — to make malls absolutely safe? Malls can limit the number of entrances and set up metal detectors at each one: inconvenient, but we’ve ready learned to accept greater inconvenience at airports and everybody accepts the need for heightened mall security in Israel. In many ways, the United States over the past six years has become the new Israel.

As for mall security personnel themselves… Reportedly, Westroads Mall security had their eye on Hawkins when he entered the mall for the second time Wednesday. Should they have been armed (and appropriately trained) and ready to take him out the moment he made a threatening move? Very likely this would have saved seven or eight innocent lives — but does anybody doubt this policy would lead to considerably more deaths in the long run?

Any suggestions? What inconveniences would you accept for the sake of safer shopping malls? Or… Is this not actually a problem?